whiskey-dick 

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.

I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

whiskey-dick by bamf!crew November 27, 2007

whiskey dick 

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed

Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.

whiskey dick by Apu February 15, 2003

whiskey dick 

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.

Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."

whiskey dick by C-red February 17, 2004

whiskey dick 

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."

whiskey dick by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013

whiskey dick 

the ultimate form of birth control

i had whiskey dick that night... so im not ya babys daddy

whiskey dick by arabian nights January 6, 2006

Whiskey Dick 

A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.

Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.

Whiskey Dick by BombACat July 18, 2010

Whiskey Dick 

1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep.

2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.

1 - "That whiskey dick just passed out on top of me, what an asshole!"

2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever!! What a gentleman."

Whiskey Dick by leche cristo May 15, 2009