krevin's definitions

adventure quest

an online RPG that is very dissapointing. it claims to be free but only allows a select number of people on the free server at a time. the only actual way to play it is to make a new account and never log off, but instead leave your computer on and never close your internet browser, or pay the 20 dollar membership fee, which a few days later will prove to have been a complete and total waste because the game is over rated, over advertised, and highly lacking in the "epicness" category. also, its an online game but there is no multi-player feature so the only effect of its on-line capability is that it provides unbearable lag to your computer and, if your using a DELL inspiron 1100 laptop, causes your computer to overheat, shut off, and be unusable for 1-4 hours.

adventure quest has a really epic name. dont let it mislead you

by krevin April 29, 2007

berserk

In halo 2, when a brute or hunter would be nearing death it would enter an enraged or berserk state, where it would halt fire and dash towards the enemy, then bashing into it with its shoulders.

"These brutes don't have sheild generators but watch out becau- LOOK OUT HE'S BERSERKING!"

by krevin July 24, 2007

BOWCHIKABOWOW

vocal reinacment of pornographic film

porn sucks, all it is anymore is:
"Guy: i'm hear to clean your pool
Girl: but i don't have a pool!
BOWCHIKABOWOW"

by krevin July 24, 2007

beats

the non-lyrical musical accompaniment to any rap/hip hop song.

Max drops beats like nobodies business

by krevin July 24, 2007

mana potion

a potion, usually blue, that restores a characters MP or MANA. Very typical in RPG's.

Oh no, my mage is running out of MP. he needs a mana potion if he wants to cast any more thunder spells

by krevin April 29, 2007

isolation chamber

a 7ft by 7 ft by 7ft box made of thick, soundproof steel with no light or sound filled a couple inches high with dense salt water. the user lies down, floating on the water. with the senses cut off, the user has no way to know whats going on, and the body enters a state of panic. shortly after, the user will have an out of body experience.

if your gonna use an isolation chamber, have a babysitter. set a timer and have the baby sitter take you out when the timer goes off

by krevin July 24, 2007

pot

Another name for marijuana, used only by people who don't smoke marijuana.

if somebody says they smoke pot theyre a liar because nobody who smokes weed calls it pot

by krevin April 29, 2007