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Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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James Buchanan Barnes, called Bucky, is a fictional character from Marvel’s comics and movies. Bucky Barnes was born on March 10, 1917, in Brooklyn, NY. He spent his entire childhood at his best friend’s side, Steve Rogers, who would later become Captain America. In 1942, he was drafted into the US Army. A few years later, he fell off a train into a ravine during a mission and was presumed dead. In 2015, during Captain America: Winter Soldier, Bucky is revealed to be alive. He had been captured by the evil organization HYDRA and brainwashed to do their bidding, becoming a puppet of violence called The Winter Soldier. Luckily, Steve Rogers was able to help him escape HYDRA’s physical and mental bonds, and, eventually, Bucky was able to go back to living as a healthy and functioning part of society.
Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers are the best! I love the Winter Soldier and Captain America!
by kindagroovin March 6, 2020
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The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
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The term “hot cheeto girl” refers to the loud girl in the back of the classroom, who is always snacking on hot cheetos or takis. Usually a woman of color, (mainly hispanic or black), hot cheeto girls wear thrasher shirts, checkered vans, and ripped jeans. They can be seen with their hair in a large bun and their edges done. They usually have long acrylic nails. Hot cheeto girls can be heard calling their friend to, “come here, bessfriend!”, or saying, “and that’s on period!” Being very protective of their “bessfriends”, hot cheeto girls are always ready to fight a bitch.
hot cheeto girl: hey, come here, bessfriend!
bella: me?
hot cheeto girl: yeah!
bella: *is very happy, because being called bessfriend by a hot cheeto girl is the best feeling in the world*
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Commonly used to refer to a Physician’s Degree or a Perfect Hair Day. In recent pop culture, PHD can also refer to a “Pretty Huge Dick.”
Candace: I finally got my PHD!
Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD!
Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree.
Lawrence: Neither was I!
by kindagroovin March 6, 2020
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