kieran's definitions

Tescoface

a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket.
B)Miles

oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin!

by Kieran February 28, 2004

megadrive

The English and Japanese (and yes, better) name for the Sega console, namned in america and Genesis

Yay! My megadrive is better than your Genesis!

by Kieran February 28, 2004

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

Shit Nuggets

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair

Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets

by kieran April 9, 2004

Teff

Smelly Beaver. Dirty smelly weavo

Weaving the Beave

by Kieran February 1, 2003

B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.

I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.

by Kieran October 21, 2004

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004