kevin's definitions

cease

To stop, to end, to finish.

Bad definitions never cease to amaze.

by Kevin January 14, 2004

ayon

very smart guy who is nice and helps you with homework

hey ayon what did you get for number 3?

by kevin February 7, 2004

sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

by Kevin October 11, 2003

good look

used to agree in principle with an idea or observation

Kevin said: "Ms. Frazier looks like a Who from the Grinch, except she shaved the mustache."

Tabitha said: "Good look."

by Kevin January 31, 2005

dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest

Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?

by kevin April 23, 2003

Peluch

noun: some one who partakes in the act of ejaculating in some one eles eye.

Bobby is a peluch because he just busted in Susans eye.

by Kevin February 28, 2004

yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

by Kevin August 13, 2008