kevin's definitions

Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

Gordo has a bad haircut.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth

I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again

by Kevin May 26, 2004

Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.

Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003

Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

Guilnor

The girl with the longest hair ever =)

Dang, I want to give Guilnor a french braid.

by Kevin November 12, 2004

flare

a break dancing move that involves swinging the legs around in a circle

flares rule, max can do a flare

by kevin May 1, 2003