kevin's definitions

hodgman

The act in which two girls exchange vaginal secretions without knowing it.

I pulled a hodgman on my girl after coming from some dumb ho's house.

by kevin May 1, 2006

Basket of Fruit

When you stick your dick n balls between your legs and your balls slip back through and create a basket like region

When looking in the mirror i made a basket of fruit

by Kevin January 29, 2005

aoxi

A complete loss of control, sense of utter mind loss.(the feeling when you're high

"Hey Jo, That dank put me in a complete state of Aoxi

by Kevin January 23, 2004

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

chotch

The word chotch may be used to describe someone who has a cheesy or chotchy mustashe.

That guy is such a chotch with that shitty mustashe.

by Kevin November 18, 2004

pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

by Kevin February 15, 2004

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 10, 2003