kevin's definitions

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

thubada

n. fecal matter.
also used in the context of the slang term of shit.

That was way too much food! I'm gonna thubada like a madman tonight.

Oh, THUBADA! What the hell is this?!

Yeah, Joseph is a big pile of thubada.

by Kevin February 5, 2004

operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.

we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.

by kevin December 28, 2004

iPox

A contagious "disease" in which someone, normally an unsuspecting bystander, is struck with the relentless urge to buy an iPod.

My sister just bought an iPod, she's caught the iPox!

by kevin December 26, 2005

deftist

Kevinistic; Loving all that is. All that exists, no matter the persuasion.

I have become quite deftist in my actions lately when regarding the court guests.

by Kevin June 11, 2006