kevin's definitions

deftist

Kevinistic; Loving all that is. All that exists, no matter the persuasion.

I have become quite deftist in my actions lately when regarding the court guests.

by Kevin June 11, 2006

bk

Burger King-Have it your way

Thanks for choosing BK proceed to the next window.

by Kevin February 24, 2005

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 12, 2004

dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 3, 2005

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that

Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004