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IHOP

I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?
by Kevin January 29, 2003
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blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.
Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"
by Kevin April 2, 2005
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Rockville

n. - Best city on earth... Bethesda and Potomac think theys the shit, but Rockville really owns moco. The snipers knew it, street racers know it, and now you know it.
dude 1: Yo Rockville owns moco
dude 2: lets go get some mochas at starbucks
dude 1: and i'm going to Friday's to pick up girls who goto MC.


chick 1: Lets goto Bethesda and shop!
chick 2: No lets just stay in Rockville, I dont have enough money.
chick 1: Well as long as we dont goto PG county, its all good.
by kevin December 5, 2003
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jacks

Meg had some huge jacks.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.
Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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Cutie-pie

A very attractive female that exhibits great beauty and sexiness while maintaining cute lovable charm
Ashley is a cutie-pie!
by Kevin April 23, 2004
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humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...
Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.
by Kevin January 31, 2005
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