kevin's definitions

Airsoft

A game in which multiple strategic teams use model weapons that exceed the legal power of a paintball gun and fire on each other until the other team is all dead. Uses camouflage and model guns for realism, unlike neon and Super Soaker type guns in paintball.

Ben an I play airsoft, I shot him many times in the face until he bled.

by Kevin March 31, 2003

Till-da

Device used for pleasuring women.
Joyous outburst.

Till-da!

by Kevin August 21, 2003

Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

symbolsach

Usually heard with the word "African" as a prefix. "African symbolsach".

Jessi was trying to do a google image search for "beach". . .

Don't ask me how. I don't know, either.

"Jessi, why are you searching for African symbolsach?"

by Kevin January 29, 2004

Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair

i have weebles

by kevin September 30, 2003

qouche

A combination between a queef and a douche.

Megan was a queef and a douche, therefore she was a qouche.

by kevin April 12, 2006

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 2, 2005