kevin's definitions

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 10, 2003

yagh

The area between a females legs. A destination point for all males seeking self actualization

She had a nice yagh. God damn i want some yagh

by Kevin November 11, 2003

ViREX

A crazy pro cs player.

Huan: Oh shit! I'm getting owned, I better call ViREX to save my ass!

by Kevin November 14, 2003

Ashanti

A hair weave and a pair of thighs.

Ja Rule and Ashanti

by Kevin November 16, 2003

oxymoron

Two words that contradict each other.

AOL High-Speed

by Kevin November 17, 2003

smeggle

When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing

Jonny you down to smeggle later?

by kevin November 18, 2003