kevin's definitions

Whats up?

What is happEnig friend

what is going on friend?

by Kevin December 4, 2003

lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!

by Kevin January 13, 2009

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".

Hidey ho, neighborino!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

nut huggers

really tight jeans worn by a man

Damn Bell's got his nut huggers on today

by kevin February 27, 2003

wiggidy-wack

Crazy to a point that it is funny.

My friend just saw a piece of tape on the ceiling and thought it wasn't tape. She's wiggity-wack.

by Kevin February 12, 2004

idiot box

1) see i-box.
2) something that adults that act like children (under the ocean) play in and use their "imaginaaation".

1) Shut up you idiot box!
2) Let's go play in the idiot box!

by Kevin December 19, 2003