kevin's definitions

skillfullguy

(n) a person that has to many skillz and can't do nothing about it; often nicknamed "skiLLz"

"skillz, itz da best, oshure, rite, buffness, gayness, ur dead, direct hit, prumpyness" exclaimed the skillfullguy.

by kevin April 2, 2003

corn dawg

alex's pimpin nick name

me: wat up corn dawg
alex: nuttin yo

by Kevin February 6, 2005

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

idiot box

1) see i-box.
2) something that adults that act like children (under the ocean) play in and use their "imaginaaation".

1) Shut up you idiot box!
2) Let's go play in the idiot box!

by Kevin December 19, 2003

hidey ho

A greeting, sometimes unwelcomed, from a neighbor. Said by both Wilson Wilson, Jr. on "Home Improvement" and Ned Flanders on "The Simpsons".

Hidey ho, neighborino!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

skinny walker

A novajo belief of a being with a soul but no physical body, said to be a carrier of souls between the plane of the mortal and spiritual world. They are supposed to be the shape of a man, with a wolves face and bare skin, odd jointed, they arent mean to cause harm but it is said if their path is disturbed or interrupted they can turn your world upside down with havoc.

The skinny walkers are the one's who walk between worlds with a destined path.

by Kevin July 11, 2006

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003