kevin's definitions

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

genocide

"Race murder"

What Hitler did to the Jews was an act of genocide.
Any attemtp to totaly kill off all members of a specific race or culture or nationality or ethnic background.

by Kevin August 18, 2003

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

franky

the reason why he smiles everyday is because he keeps on shovn his pin up his dad's ass all morning and nite
he thinks that he is sexy with that red spiked hair yet is a bloody fuckin ugly homo poof

look at that ugly ragedy homo poof of franky vong

by kevin December 12, 2004

Toyota

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.

Pick one they all suck.

by Kevin April 10, 2006

hermaphorditic

having both male and female organs

Max is not a hermaphrodite he is the coolest person in the world

by Kevin April 29, 2003

ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

by Kevin July 26, 2004