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umplah

A man who likes other men
by Kevin December 3, 2003
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do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
by Kevin April 7, 2005
mugGet the do the mathmug.

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.
Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto
by Kevin May 13, 2005
mugGet the titty babymug.

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.
Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?
by Kevin June 12, 2004
mugGet the indeedmug.

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
mugGet the bitch wipemug.

Dump and Pump

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.
by Kevin May 13, 2005
mugGet the Dump and Pumpmug.

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