kevin's definitions
House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.
A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.
by Kevin October 28, 2003

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.
by Kevin May 13, 2004

the best movies ever made.. well only the first 3 the episodes sucked major ass. the only super si-fi films you can watch with out being a dork/nerd/geek
by kevin February 29, 2004

Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.
by Kevin September 3, 2006

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.
by Kevin April 10, 2006

by Kevin April 29, 2003

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
