kevin's definitions

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 14, 2004

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005

Qwikshot

Premature Ejaculation.

by Kevin March 11, 2003

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

up in them guts

Used by guys referring to his penis being buried in a womans vagina to the hilt or up in them guts.

I was buried so deep in her I was up in them guts.

by Kevin February 22, 2005

Fanblogs

A website for college football fans to discuss news and wordblog/word about games.

I visiting Fanblogs to get the latest news on football.

by Kevin September 10, 2003

Funna

Combination of fittin and gunna. To speak about completing a task in the future.

I'm funna do my homework tonight

by Kevin December 2, 2003