41 definitions by kempo

arf arf

A response to something that is really unfunny.

Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha.
James: ...arf arf.

by kempo August 26, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by kempo November 10, 2008

flawlessed

When you get beat severely in some sort of contest. Originated from Mortal Kombat, as when winning a match without receiving a single hit the message on the screen would say "Flawless".

Mike got flawlessed in that rap battle.

I flawlessed the dude who flawlessed you last week.

by kempo May 7, 2006

insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by kempo April 27, 2006

erist

erist is just a suffix, it can be added onto words to create the best.

greaterist (greater than greater)
besterist (better than the best)

by kempo August 4, 2006

rub it in

if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.

"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."

by kempo September 21, 2007

true to the word

a phrase used when you agree with a point or opinion made.

skippy: yea i think we should go to town tonight,
pappy: true to the word.

by kempo December 13, 2006