67 definitions by ke6isf

note to self

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

by ke6isf July 9, 2004

farck

Alternate spelling of fark which itself is an alternate spelling of fuck as to be used in polite company as an expletive.

Possibly derives from fark.com.

Oh farck, I need a cup of coffee.

by ke6isf April 11, 2005

external brain

A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and pen.

Hold on a second, let me put that in my external brain.

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

by ke6isf January 31, 2005

managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.

foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.

by ke6isf July 24, 2004

dad gum

Modification of the term god damn. Comes from the midwest, as near as I can tell - my grandfather (an Illinois native) used to say it a lot.

Note the term is always used as an adjective, and NEVER as a verb. So you can have (day) a dad gum toll booth attendant, but you don't dad gum the toll booth attendant. The only exception to this rule is that "Dad gummit" is a suitable substitute for "goddammit"

Dad gummit! Where is the dad gum screwdriver?

by ke6isf April 11, 2005

Thong

1) A particular cut of a brief or leotard (or in clothing fashioned after said articles, such as a teddy, a bodysuit, dance belts, etc., ad nauseam) where, rather than having fabric covering the buttocks, there is a strip of fabric that lies between the buttocks. Usually done either for sexual appeal or to cut down on panty lines - or both.

2) A popular model of sandal with a rubber sole, and two fabric straps to hold the foot in, in such a fashion that it connects near the front of the sandal in a knot that rests between the big and second toes.

1) Jerome gave a booty call when he saw a random girls thong peek out from underneath her pants.

by ke6isf September 15, 2004