11 definitions by karbear8459

baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex

last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came

by karbear8459 January 27, 2017

fetus

small child who you are not sexually attracted to yet do to lack of puberty, usually travel in packs

jimmy is such a fetus.

by karbear8459 December 5, 2014

feme pene

when a female sits down and her pants bunch up, giving her the illusion of having a penis

omg pls don't look at my feme pene!

by karbear8459 January 22, 2017

hoe bagged

v. when your car gets hit from behind

Sorry I was late, some guy got hoe bagged in the middle of route 69.

by karbear8459 May 13, 2017

jake miller

a situation in which you pretend to get offended by something someone says and you blank stare at them for 1-2 minutes before revieling you were fucking with them the whole time

I just pulled a jake miller on you dude, shoulda seen your face.

by karbear8459 March 30, 2017

arctic fox

sexy albino

hey Stacy, Roger is such an arctic fox

by karbear8459 November 4, 2016

trap queen

a girl that traps a guy by getting pregnant with his baby

yo dude your girl is a trap queen

by karbear8459 December 12, 2016