Definitions by kaboom

Simulated Anal 

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

Simulated Anal by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

Chicago Dump Truck by KaBoom February 14, 2014

Mrs. Mijuskovic 

The definition of beached whale. She parks in handicapped spots with her giant ass truck, even though being morbidly obese doesn't count. She and her her bitch counterpart, Mrs. Huffman believe technology is the definition of Satan, EVEN THOUGH SHE USES HER GODDAMN PHONE IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS. If you use your phone, you don't need to worry about Mrs. Mijuskovic, because you hear her from motherfucking China coming down the hallway. But be aware, Mrs. Huffman is always sneaking around and hiding behind the fat that ensues! If you go to Viera High School , do your best to call her out on her actions and film it. Maybe it'll get this hypocritical cancer out of the school.

Look out! Mrs. Mijuskovic is coming!
*Pictures fall off wall*
ME HUNGRY FOR TECHNOLOGY!
*Eats phone*

Mrs. Mijuskovic by KaBoom February 14, 2014

Coral Austin 

Things required to live; food, water, oxygen and attention. Complains about girls being sluts, even though she has fucked half the football team on more than one occasion. Even by wielding a German Shower Curtain on your dick will still get you HIV, all the way through gonorrhea. If you point out 1 flaw with this chick, she will get her dumb fuck followers to trash you for it. Says she has straight A's in school, but most likely she has straight A's on her STD tests.

Hey look it's Coral Austin!

STD'S, RUN!

Coral Austin by KaBoom February 12, 2014

Mrs. Huffman 

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.

Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*

Mrs. Huffman by KaBoom January 28, 2014

mike drunkbeater 

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

mike drunkbeater by KaBoom January 24, 2014

Little Dudley 

The term for an individual with a microscopic penis.

After that experience last night, I should just call you Little Dudley!

Little Dudley by KaBoom January 15, 2014