junkyard prince's definitions

your mother's face

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.

"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

penismobile

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.

The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

lesbionic

Half-lesbian, half-machine!

May exist in hentai. I'm not sure.

Will Lego come out with Lesbionicles?

She wasn't just an android, she was LESBIONIC!

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

foxxies

A subdivision of furries specifically referring to foxes, especially anthropomorphic.

Would foxxies like Inuyasha? Or is he too anthropomorphic.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

Muslimland

A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.

That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!

by junkyard prince October 15, 2003

waff

Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)

WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003