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Pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. In the middle of a footski from Trixie, he demanded a toot of PowerWheels - a new mix of Colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
by Jrubadub October 11, 2012
Get the Coke Toe-Nail mug.A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
Get the keystone brownout mug.Creepy gay is a kind of behavior that certain gay men display. There is normal gay and even flamboyant gay, and then "Creepy Gay" takes it a whole new level. It's like a person goes out of their way to make sure people know they are gay.
Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.
You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.
You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Rodney: Man, did you see that creepy gay guy out front of the bar?
Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.
Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.
Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
by Jrubadub January 26, 2011
Get the Creepy Gay mug.Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
by Jrubadub July 25, 2010
Get the Rollin' Polish mug.A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".
When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.
2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
by Jrubadub November 26, 2010
Get the caught a baby bird mug.Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
by Jrubadub July 15, 2010
Get the Palsied mug.A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.
Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.
Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.
Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?
Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.
Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.
Jdub: hellz yeah.
Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.
Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.
Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010
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