salty sandwich

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.
Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.
by Jrubadub September 8, 2011
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Bone Popper

A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.

A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.

He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
by Jrubadub July 17, 2010
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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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Rossi Posse

{noun; Rah-see pa-see}

A group of folks who are fond of drinking Carlos Rossi wine, a cheap ass brand of wine found in gallon sized jugs. Carlos Rossi wine is exceptionally nasty and tastes like concentrated ass.
Tim and Andy used to be a part of the the Rossi Posse until they're teeth got all stained purple from drinking too much.
by jrubadub September 16, 2010
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Alchy Face

The face and physical appearance of an achy that has drank copious amounts of booze, liquor, wine, beer, and spirits for some years - and the effects are showing.

You can spot a person like this a mile away.

Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
Hutch staggered off his recliner after slamming a forty ounce. He took a huge puff off his pipe packed with Oxy's, then barely made it to the bathroom to vomit.

He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
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Emersom

A stealthy, discreet way of saying "them are some." Usually used to reference the large jugs on a girl without her knowing what men are talking about.

Emersom big ole titties.
Morty: Holy shit, man. Look at that girl!

Reggie: Wow. Emersom.

Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...

Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
by jrubadub April 20, 2010
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Gastric Blast

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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