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1. amps
Short for amplifiers. They take a small amount of sound from a guitar/electric piano/bass and magnify it.
My amps sucks total and utter balls. :(
2. Snash
Snash founded on the date of 4/20

Short for Steve Nash a professional basket ball player for the NBA.

History- Steve Nash because he was able to do a feat of winning two consecutive MVP awards as the star player for the Phoenix Suns.

Snash- (Sa-Na-Ash) to magnify beyond the limits of truth; overkill; represent disproportionately: to exaggerate the difficulties of a situation. to bound or limit spatially; form or be situated at the extremity of.

The poor guy got snashed and he was already unconscious.
The L.A. Lakers are going to snash this season.
That's a pretty girl i wouldn't mind snashing.
3. fuckanification
To magnify a sexual orrifice either by lens or stretching.
Dave's anus had a fuckanification factor of 4 because of sitting on a parking cone too long.
4. Reubanktology
The study of persons sufferring from Reubankle, a disease that causes the sufferer's ankles to become microscopic in size. So much so that they are invisible to the human eye.

The sole purpose of studying these persons is to actually find the ankles in question.

Many different instruments are used in this study. These include Microscopes, Telescopes, Kaleidoscopes, Stethescopes, Gyroscopes, Horoscopes and the Hubble.

In past years magnifying glasses were in use by Reubanktologists across the globe. However, sufferers of Reubankle have arranged a petition, signed by many followers, to ban the use of these useful instruments in the study of Reubanktology.
The reason for this sudden desire to lead a magnifying glass-free life appears to be due to the want of Reubanktologists to use the magnifying glass as a method of magnifying the suns rays many-fold and applying singe marks on the feet, heels and shins of Reubankle sufferers.

The Reubanktologist Guild repudiated this petition, saying that the magnifying glass was the most simple way of finding the elusive ankles of Reubankle sufferers. It seems they magnify the suns rays to a pin point, and then slowly move the pin point of heat/light across the area where the Reubankle sufferer's ankle should be. When they hear a yelp they know they have located the ankle.

Apparently the ankle's of Reubankle sufferers have only been located four and a quarter times in the history of mankind, making Reubanktology an extremely unreward...
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5. biggify
verb

1. To make bigger; to increase the size of; to magnify. Not a standard word; often used for the humor derived from the fact that it mimics the sound of other real, often technical-sounding words ending in -fy, such as "magnify," "rarefy," "terrify," and "mollify."

Compare: embiggen, smallify
"On this webpage, you will find pictures from my vacation. Click to biggify."
"Gentlemen. We must biggify our endeavors."
"That font looks kinda small. You should biggify it."
6. maximify
Portmanteau of maximise and magnify, MAXIM-IFY.
The image on that website is pretty puny, I wanna read some detail. If I click on the thumbnail I see I can maximify it to see the full detail.
7. magnitry
Propensity of iPhone, iTouch and iPad users to slide their fingers up and across objects in an attempt to magnify them.
After repeated attempts to magnitry her Entertainment Weekly, Vonda decided to put on her reading glasses instead.
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