josh's definitions

fats

Cali lingo that nobody understands

ask someone from california...

by Josh June 17, 2004

Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 3, 2004

teste

Highly sencitive object located in a mans ball sack "aka" nuts, scrote, satchel,ie.

Ouch i sat on my testie

by josh April 29, 2003

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006

kirstin minor

What can i say but 1337l\l355 to the max :) c ya later

josh-dont u think kirstin is 1337?
Nigger- no shes a bitch!
josh-.:Kicking nigger in the nigger balls:.

by Josh March 28, 2005