Urban Dictionary: Author josh

64.

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

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65.

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.

"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."

by Josh January 17, 2003

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66.

UT

Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels.

Man, I raped you all at UT last night.

by Josh February 11, 2003

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turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 05, 2005

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Anthropomorphism

The root word of anthro.

Anthropomorphism - Ascribing human characteristics to non-human things.

Fox McCloud

by Josh April 24, 2004

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69.

skeedz

weed, reefer, pot, marijuana.

deez skeedz bams is da dank.

by josh December 14, 2003

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lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 09, 2004

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