josh's definitions

Analisational Facilitory Action

An ancient saying meaning that your music is way to progressive to even exist.

Josh Jove pulls off the Analisation Facilitory Action very often.

by Josh August 19, 2004

eiffel tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?

by josh February 21, 2003

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

bresani

gigantic penis

nick has a bresani.

by josh January 10, 2004

nippleoma

Is a strange disease that turns white chicks nipples black, similar to melonoma where your skin turns black.

Matt saw brianna's nippleoma, it was weird.

by josh March 6, 2005

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 3, 2004

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 6, 2004