josh's definitions

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

firgrizzlegizlebizzle

expression used to say something is awesome. something you say when your excited.

those shoes are the firgrizzlegizlebizzle

by josh March 23, 2004

fats

Cali lingo that nobody understands

ask someone from california...

by Josh June 17, 2004

Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004

teste

Highly sencitive object located in a mans ball sack "aka" nuts, scrote, satchel,ie.

Ouch i sat on my testie

by josh April 29, 2003