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mukai

The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
stop speaking mukai man, its really annoying
by jonty October 14, 2003
mugGet the mukaimug.

War Machine

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
by jonty May 29, 2004
mugGet the War Machinemug.

:F

The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P

This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.

Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres

Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
by JoNty September 18, 2012
mugGet the :Fmug.

Ards

Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")

a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
"u just stayin in ards tonite aye? spoons yeh?"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the Ardsmug.

monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the monster timesmug.

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg
"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the baseball bat sizemug.

monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the monster plusmug.

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