jones's definitions

hellagash

an abnormally large number of gash (see gash) assembled together at a particular time and place

yo man, this place is bangin wit hellagash

by jones August 7, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

jonesing

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

by Jones May 6, 2003

EIL132

Fast car

That EIL132 can proper shift

by Jones August 23, 2003

Subliberal

Persons that engage only in rhetoric and spin to support an undefendable position.

The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...

by Jones November 16, 2003

flag snatcher

Comes from X-Box Live, Halo 2 and a user called Corporal Jonzy.
It is the term used for the person who captures the flag in capture the flag games.

Yo dudes whos the flag snatcher
Cover the flag snatcher!
Cover me im going to snatch the flag!
I've snatched the flag now what do I do?

by Jones February 20, 2005

wiggle room

retro terminology for

n.
the nature of given situation when a regular person is free to make the most of things by relying on his judgement and flexibility

adj.
freedom from unnecessary focus on irrelevant details in scope

That bastard Bob didn't give me any wiggle room in the board meeting.

by jones May 13, 2005