26 definitions by jones

take a dump
yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.
by jones August 08, 2003

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Fast car
That EIL132 can proper shift
by Jones August 23, 2003

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A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.
Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?
by Jones December 18, 2003

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An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben
Un schlieben staben!
by Jones December 18, 2003

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martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)
Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree
by Jones February 25, 2005

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An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.
Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.
by Jones June 18, 2004

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touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.
dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting
by jones April 20, 2005

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