jones's definitions

quag

Someone who is extremly homosexual or just outright despicable. Originates from the prefix of the word "queer" and the suffix (or last two letters) of the word "fag."

"Billy and Mike just made out in public. Fucking quags."

by Jones June 24, 2004

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack

Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by Jones November 22, 2004

Thorpe Says...

History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"

Usage: It's now used in two ways:

1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."

2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."

A part of the MSC Dialect

G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"

by Jones November 23, 2004

gr9

kevin's way of say great....it lacks sense...

"Dude, are you going to the concert?"
"Yea man its gunna be gr9."

by jones December 1, 2004

Slubreous

1) able to avoid a sticky situation/unwanted situation

2)Sneaky

Gordon that was totally Slubreous

what a Sluberous fellow

by Jones April 7, 2004

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by Jones December 18, 2003

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003