jones's definitions

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

Slubreous

1) able to avoid a sticky situation/unwanted situation

2)Sneaky

Gordon that was totally Slubreous

what a Sluberous fellow

by Jones April 7, 2004

schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.

Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?

by Jones December 18, 2003

Subliberal

Persons that engage only in rhetoric and spin to support an undefendable position.

The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...

by Jones November 16, 2003

bobey

An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.

Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.

by Jones June 18, 2004

showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.

"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"

by jones February 9, 2005

chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004