25 definitions by Jones

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To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.
Catch my fade, bitch.
by Jones May 29, 2004

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An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.
Your girlfriend is a bagger!
by jones February 05, 2003

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A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."
by jones February 05, 2003

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The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"
by jones February 09, 2005

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A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings.

A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.
'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!'

'Stop being such a belgarath'
'Shutup, fool'
by Jones September 28, 2004

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Persons that engage only in rhetoric and spin to support an undefendable position.
The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...
by Jones November 16, 2003

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Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.
Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"
by jones August 14, 2003

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