jon.o's definitions

uniraver

an electronic music snob that goes to all raves even though it' s not his particular genre that brings an ipod and headphones to jam out in front of the dj

It's only acceptable to be a uniraver if your at a house or trance party and listening to drum and bass.

by jon.o July 25, 2009

ween

Noun:

To flash a completly unnessesary limp penis in a movie scene.

I don t understand why they have to show ween in this movie. Nasty ween!

by jon.o December 26, 2009

ketatonic

To get completely laid out from ketamine

Damn. I knew he shouldn't have done the whole bottle. Well, let's run his pockets and steal his wallet.

Fuck that idea. Looks like he shit himself too. He's ketatonic

by jon.o July 26, 2009

douchescacity

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.

by jon.o June 27, 2009

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

by jon.o December 26, 2009

telesnort

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.

I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?

by jon.o July 25, 2009

cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

by jon.o December 26, 2009