jon.o's definitions

ketatonic

To get completely laid out from ketamine

Damn. I knew he shouldn't have done the whole bottle. Well, let's run his pockets and steal his wallet.

Fuck that idea. Looks like he shit himself too. He's ketatonic

by jon.o July 26, 2009

ween

Noun:

To flash a completly unnessesary limp penis in a movie scene.

I don t understand why they have to show ween in this movie. Nasty ween!

by jon.o December 26, 2009

cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

by jon.o December 26, 2009

grouger

The grandma version of a couger

Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.

by jon.o August 29, 2009

intrapenisly

IP abbr.

A drug or other substance administered into or within the penis.

That dude is hardcore. He uses all his drugs intrapenisly.

by jon.o July 25, 2009

uniraver

an electronic music snob that goes to all raves even though it' s not his particular genre that brings an ipod and headphones to jam out in front of the dj

It's only acceptable to be a uniraver if your at a house or trance party and listening to drum and bass.

by jon.o July 25, 2009

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

by jon.o December 26, 2009