grouger

Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.
by jon.o August 29, 2009
Get the grouger mug.

doo doo bomb

Noun doo-doo bom To send a picture of an epic turd to an unexpecting friend via email or text in hopes the recipient gets upset or possibly pukes
I got a re doo doo bomb when I sent my friend a pic of my epic turd.
by jon.o March 05, 2012
Get the doo doo bomb mug.

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.
That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit
by jon.o December 20, 2009
Get the douchesniffer mug.

intrapenisly

IP abbr.

A drug or other substance administered into or within the penis.
That dude is hardcore. He uses all his drugs intrapenisly.
by jon.o July 25, 2009
Get the intrapenisly mug.

telesnort

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.
I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?
by jon.o July 25, 2009
Get the telesnort mug.

douchescacity

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.
That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.
by jon.o June 27, 2009
Get the douchescacity mug.

cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.
That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.
by jon.o December 26, 2009
Get the cock bomb mug.