36 definitions by jon himself

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

by jon himself July 1, 2003

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by jon himself March 28, 2003

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

by jon himself March 27, 2003

To Lay a righteous fuckin on some chick,

Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!

by jon himself March 26, 2003

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?

by jon himself March 26, 2003

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by jon himself June 2, 2003

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by jon himself March 26, 2003