john the heeb's definitions
"Jeanna showed some real girlsticles by going skydiving"
"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"
"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"
"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"
"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"
by john the heeb May 2, 2009
Get the girlsticles mug.Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
by john the heeb April 30, 2009
Get the Mexican One Bedroom mug.John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.
by John the Heeb January 11, 2012
Get the Retail Foreplay mug."Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
by John the Heeb March 5, 2009
Get the Spunknik mug.Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
by John the Heeb December 17, 2008
Get the Geekrection mug.1.Noun: The point at which the tip of the penis enters the vagina.
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
" Stacey, baby,I don't think we are ready to have sex either, I just want to tip in, and then I'll pull away, that's all. Promise"
by John the Heeb January 2, 2009
Get the Tip In mug.(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
Get the Fauxlatio mug.