98 definitions by john smith

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags

by john smith November 27, 2003

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 13, 2004

Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!

Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"

by john smith November 11, 2004

u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.

hi clark. u r so ql.

by john smith August 17, 2003

nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.

In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.

by john smith March 12, 2004

stone thrower

racial slur for Palestinian Arabs

those damn stone throwers are always botherin the israeli tanks ya know!!!

by john smith November 24, 2003