7 definitions by joey platinum

Top Definition
a handjob from that special someone
i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
someone who has no money but still decides he needs to take all the time in the world killing people
man, that hubbadoo took my mom out for dinner.
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
your testicles
my baggets were getting touched by your mother last night.
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
when two women go on one guy, all 7o's style and what not.
man, steph and sarah came over last night, all i gotta say is dos hoes akshun.
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
when someone won't be smart, ever.
john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
when something is totally awesome for serious.
i was at this major brodical party and i was so wasted man, i hit on like twelve faggots.
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
a females love hole.
i was gettin' some 70's style donut last night, man, but then her father walked in and insisted that i make love to him as well, by this time i was so drunk that it didn't even matter anymore.
by joey platinum March 13, 2003
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