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musical masturbation

Music that has no emotion or musical value and is created to embody and amplify the characteristics of a certain style.

In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.

Examples:

A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.

A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.

A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
The guitar work of some shredders has been labeled as musical masturbation.
by joe725 May 22, 2008
mugGet the musical masturbationmug.

stick bug

A deragatory term for an anorexic person
by joe725 September 22, 2006
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grass bonfire

When you light a field of marijuana on fire
Hey dude there was a grass bonfire near my house
by Joe725 June 25, 2006
mugGet the grass bonfiremug.

audiotroll

Noun: One who does an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the people around them off. They usually do things such as listen to music loudly.

Verb: To do an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the surrounding people off.
1) My neighbor is such an audiotroll, he blasts Green Day in the middle of the night even though he hates them.

2) The boy on the subway was bored, so he decided to audiotroll by blasting Nile on his I-Pod.
by joe725 March 30, 2008
mugGet the audiotrollmug.

faug

Pronounced fog.
Combination of fag and faux. A male who pretends to be homosexual in order to become close to females.
That guy is a complete faug, he glares at her boyfriend a lot and he's always all over her.
by joe725 April 11, 2008
mugGet the faugmug.
Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.
person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?
by joe725 November 9, 2007
mugGet the And then you found 20 dollarsmug.

In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.
Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed
by joe725 May 4, 2008
mugGet the In bedmug.

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