joe725's definitions
Music that has no emotion or musical value and is created to embody and amplify the characteristics of a certain style.
In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.
Examples:
A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.
A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.
A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.
Examples:
A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.
A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.
A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
by joe725 May 22, 2008
Get the musical masturbationmug. by joe725 September 22, 2006
Get the stick bugmug. by Joe725 June 25, 2006
Get the grass bonfiremug. Noun: One who does an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the people around them off. They usually do things such as listen to music loudly.
Verb: To do an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the surrounding people off.
Verb: To do an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the surrounding people off.
1) My neighbor is such an audiotroll, he blasts Green Day in the middle of the night even though he hates them.
2) The boy on the subway was bored, so he decided to audiotroll by blasting Nile on his I-Pod.
2) The boy on the subway was bored, so he decided to audiotroll by blasting Nile on his I-Pod.
by joe725 March 30, 2008
Get the audiotrollmug. Pronounced fog.
Combination of fag and faux. A male who pretends to be homosexual in order to become close to females.
Combination of fag and faux. A male who pretends to be homosexual in order to become close to females.
by joe725 April 11, 2008
Get the faugmug. person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?
by joe725 November 9, 2007
Get the And then you found 20 dollarsmug. Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.
by joe725 May 4, 2008
Get the In bedmug.