joe725's definitions

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

by joe725 September 22, 2006

PPH

Pwns Per Hour. What determines a videogamers skill.

My friend sucks at counterstrike, he averages about 1 or 2 PPH.

by joe725 August 25, 2007

Classic Rock-Head

Also CRH.

Someone who only listens to Classic Rock and dislikes all modern music.

They usually listen to these bands

- Led Zeppelin
- The Beatles
- The Doors
- Pink Floyd
- The Who
- Jimi Hendrix
- AC/DC

They usually only listen to 2 or 3 of them regularly. Classic Rock-Heads condemn modern music when they probably never heard any due to them listening to Led Zeppelin all day. The only modern band they know of is Fall Out Boy, they usually never heard any of their music but condemn them because another Classic Rock-Head did.

Classic Rock-Heads believe any guitarist past 1990 has no talent. Therefore they have no interest in Tom Morello. They also think Velvet Revolver is bad and say Slash is bad now.

Although Classic Rock is good they think that no other music is good.

person: Check out this song
classic rock-head: Is it modern?
person: No its from the 70's
classic rock-head: Who is it? Its good!
person: Its The White Stripes, Jimmy Page was in that band.
classic rock-head: Awesome! This music rocks, but not as much as Led Zeppelin
person: Haha, its modern music! And the guitarist is Jack White!
classic rock-head: I knew it! I never liked it!

by joe725 November 9, 2007

the oatmeal code

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

by joe725 April 28, 2007

mtv kid

A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.

MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!

by joe725 October 29, 2007

medical student syndrome

Also known as hypochondriasis of medical students. What happens to some medical students who learn about diseases. The one and only symptom of it is that they think they have diseases they are learning about.

It is also used for a student learning medicine or psychology who over analyzes everything and everyone and thinks everyone has a disease or mental condition.

Normally they find that they or someone else has one symptom of a disease and think that they or another person has the disease. Usually they ignore all other symptoms.

1)Medical Student: I have a fever above 100.4! I have SARS!
Student: No, you just have Medical Student Syndrome

2) My friend has Medical Student Syndrome. He's taking a psychology class and he diagnosed me with Autism, ADD, and Asperger's syndrome.

by joe725 June 14, 2008

The Strokes

A band with interesting guitar, yet has one of the worst singers ever. His voice is so boring it kills the music, although when he belts he sounds good. But his regular singing voice is very boring. Just listen to the song "Reptilia", the guitar intro is great but then the vocals come in and kill the entire flow.

The Strokes are good but their singer sucks, they need a new one.

by joe725 November 8, 2007