joe momma's definitions

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

by joe momma January 18, 2004

betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard

run man, here comes betanshit!

by joe momma June 7, 2004

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit

man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.

by joe momma January 19, 2005

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

techno

Pure bliss

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003

John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by joe momma January 18, 2005