joe momma's definitions

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

by joe momma January 18, 2004

Triple j

another word for shit!

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

by joe momma January 18, 2005

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

atomic betty

An over rated cartoon recently added to the Cartoon Network line-up.

Not funny, not cool that pretty much describes it.

by JOE MOMMA June 11, 2005

tard

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

by Joe Momma August 30, 2004

Bussell

A word yelled in desperation of loseing something to kill your opponet (also known as TANG'D)

BUSSELL and you dead fo

by Joe momma June 3, 2004

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003