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shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation
John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!
by Joe Momma April 24, 2005
mugGet the shatty fatmasmug.

techno

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003
mugGet the technomug.

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.
The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.
by Joe Momma November 5, 2003
mugGet the wankalonkamug.

betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard
run man, here comes betanshit!
by joe momma June 7, 2004
mugGet the betanshitmug.

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit
man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.
by joe momma January 19, 2005
mugGet the shaggy 2 dopemug.

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it
50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"
by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005
mugGet the rapmug.

hostile

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.
by joe momma January 18, 2004
mugGet the hostilemug.

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