joe momma's definitions

Gundam SEED

The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.

G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.

by JOE MOMMA April 19, 2005

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

sexygreat

Originated in August 2004 when an overweight alcoholic found no existing words appropriate to describe his stylish disciples. Combination of "sexy" and "great," but is most often used ironically. Can be used to describe something that is both sexy and great, but this object/individual must be so smokin hot that no one mistakes your affection for sarcasm.

The dude at the gas station is sexygreat.

or

Jared Leto used to be sexygreat but now he looks like a woman.

by Joe Momma January 2, 2005

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it

50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"

by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005

snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL

Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...

by Joe Momma January 23, 2004

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

by joe momma January 18, 2004