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betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard
run man, here comes betanshit!
by joe momma June 7, 2004
mugGet the betanshitmug.

snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL
Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...
by Joe Momma January 23, 2004
mugGet the snogglemug.

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it
50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"
by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005
mugGet the rapmug.

Gundam SEED

The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.
G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.
by JOE MOMMA April 19, 2005
mugGet the Gundam SEEDmug.

hostile

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.
by joe momma January 18, 2004
mugGet the hostilemug.

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
by joe momma May 27, 2003
mugGet the shmoozemug.

techno

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003
mugGet the technomug.

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