joe blow's definitions

euroweenie

A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.

John Kerry is a Euroweenie.

by Joe Blow February 2, 2005

shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

by Joe Blow November 25, 2004

Dirty Pablo

To pull your Johnson out of a girls (or guys) ass and promptly shove it in her mouth.

While I was jackhammering her ass I decided to give her a dirty Pablo, I so pulled pole out and shoved it in her mouth! She loved it!

by Joe Blow February 11, 2005

dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

by joe blow March 3, 2004

fucktart

Synonymous with asspirate

This guy Bobbie Stan, he is a real fucktart.

by Joe Blow October 31, 2002

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

cocamo

a fucking BITCH girl

your a dumb cocamo

by joe blow October 10, 2003