joe blow's definitions

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

jd

an iced out gangsta with 50 bitches on each arm and a car with bling blingin pimp-ass rims

those rims r iced out holmes

by joe blow February 15, 2003

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

mid grade

Medium quality marijuana. A step above schwag, but a step below kine bud. Usually has a lime green color and good smell to it, but also has a few seeds and stems. Perfect for rolling in joints, blunts, etc.

Hey man, did you get some KB? No, but I got some pretty good mid grade

by Joe Blow November 21, 2003

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003