14 definitions by jo mama

oenophile

a flat out WINEAU!

Jimmy Bond is an oenophile

by jo mama August 21, 2003

cock

a rooster u sick bastard's

i have a cock it is hairy

by jo mama March 6, 2005

Buck Dich

Arron Glass

Man that damn Buck Dich always wakes me up at 7am jumpin on my back.

by jo mama July 28, 2003

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by jo mama November 12, 2003

cramjack

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.

i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!

by jo mama March 2, 2004

ekkejekeek

what the epileptic kid says when you have your hand on the light switch. ;)

Epileptic kid: Ur mom
Class: OoOOoOOOhhhHHHHh
Me: * puts hand on light switch*
Epileptic kid : ekkejekeek

by jo mama April 6, 2021

ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!

"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"

by jo mama October 3, 2004