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crapjack 

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008
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Clamjack 

When a woman interferes with one's attempt to hook up with someone. Similar to "cockblock".
"He was totally into me, but then that bitch showed up and clamjacked me."
Clamjack by Whereswill December 12, 2008

Crapjacking 

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.
He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

crapjack 

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.
"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."
crapjack by evman and benda January 19, 2010

Crapjacked 

Someone stole (jacked) your stuff (crap)
Me and my friends walked over to the lunch lines, leaving are backpacks unattended. We came back to find that both of our wallets were missing. We just got crapjacked.
Crapjacked by miniCCL December 30, 2008