The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*
Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.
Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot
The opposite of you
Youre not a normal person
Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many
3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding
25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS
Smartest dog ever. Can take down three german shepherds and a pit bull with little to no effort through sheer intelligence.
That border collie just killed every dog in the shelter! Damn he's smart!
Shitty gun that not even sandniggers use any more. This doesnt stop cod kiddies from thinking it's the most popular gun to ever exist.
Cod kiddie:WHEN I GROW UP IM GOING TO SHOOT PEOPLE WITH AN AK47
Normal person:Except no one uses Ak47s you autistic fuck
A mythical being. Experts are trying to prove their existence.
I wonder if girls are real
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