jimmy d's definitions

crops

vegatble garden vs. a flower garden

Jimbo: Haney, air ye growin' any 'maters this year in yer backgyard?

Haney: Nope. No crops. Wife's growin' flares this year.

Jimbo: Alright then.

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

homosesual

An even gayer and more insulting way of calling someone gay.

You homosesual

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

wunch

a gathering, a group, or a gaggle of people that work in a financial institution.

Guy in front of the 5th National Bank: Look at that wunch of bankers!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

mutley

Someone who moans a lot when drunk

Stop being such a fucking mutley

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

ghosting

The act of fucking someone from behind, getting a mate to take over without the person noticing, then running outside and waving at them to scare the fuck outta them.

I ghosted sarah last night

by Jimmy D May 18, 2003

bombakhan

Inspired by the rasta whitey cop in Leon, who says 'watch your bombakhan mouth', so it can either be used as a substitute for fucking or as a postive swear word.

Shut your bombakhan mouth = shut your fucking mouth.
That was bombakhan man = that was ace man.

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003