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5 definitions by jesus fuck shit

 
1.
you fuck a girl in the ass then cum in her ass then spoon out the cum and feed it to her
that hagus was delicious,thats some good hagus
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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2.
1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time
She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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3.
when four males in cop uniforms beat a black chick with dildos then cum in her face
we rodney king the bitch.
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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4.
when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed
bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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5.
when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey
after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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