42 definitions by jesus christ

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by jesus christ April 12, 2005

Chiode

a crooked chode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"

by jesus christ April 11, 2003

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by jesus christ June 22, 2003

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by jesus christ April 30, 2004

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch

Dont be such a dorkass!

by jesus christ September 26, 2003

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by jesus christ January 12, 2005

make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by jesus christ December 11, 2003