jester's definitions

Couture

Having to with clothes and or fashion.

You can be considered Faconable or a Fashionista if your Couture is up to date.

by jester November 30, 2003

no air me

Eat the shit while it is coming out of my ass. Before it hit the air.

You can "No Air Me"

by Jester February 22, 2004

knoe

when you spell know wrong. Sorry Teres, jeez.

I know that you knoe.

by Jester February 16, 2003

punk weasle

Slang term to lower ones self-esteem, such as poop head and dumbass.

Hey man, whats up?

Shut up and go away.

Why?

Leave you punk weasle!

by Jester April 21, 2005

STFU and die

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.

"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."

by Jester October 8, 2004

Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

by Jester October 30, 2004

l'uomo

"the man", from italian.

hey there goes l'uomo.

by jester September 30, 2003