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Definitions by jester

To get utterly and severely beaten and owned at quake 3 by a member of the opposite sex (Usually used when a female beats a male)
Dude, you fucking got hardaah'ed there.
hardaah by Jester June 29, 2003

cubs fan 

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.
That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.
cubs fan by jester May 16, 2003
it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!
fluke by jester May 1, 2003
when you spell know wrong. Sorry Teres, jeez.
I know that you knoe.
knoe by Jester February 16, 2003
A very unique person, who tends to jump from topic to topic during conversations. Usually asks questions when confused, which can be quite often.
What?
teres by Jester February 16, 2003
fuck you - nothing you say or do could make you matter to me, I am actually upset that you are stealing my air
You know what I think about you? whateva..
Whateva by Jester December 26, 2002

after sex phone call 

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.
"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.
after sex phone call by Jester December 24, 2002