jeremy's definitions

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Showgirl'd

When a young innocent female child star becomes a nude actress in big budget films.

Many people expect Hilary Duff and The Olsen Twins to get showgirl'd.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

pixelize

When a digital image becomes blurry and fragmented due to poor file quality, or excess enlargement thereof.

I tried to see more of that bitch but all that damn picture did was pixelize.

by Jeremy November 25, 2003

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Ryeyocycle

Ride your bicycle. Fuck off, get away, take a hike.

Ryeyocycle up the Clyde. The Clyde is a river in Scotland thus if you were to ride your bicycle you would not get very far.

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Chancer

Chancer: to push one's luck. To stay in the game a wee bit too long. To believe one is above repute. To annoy someone to the extent that they are bound to get a headbutt.

Mayday Malone, Haloween XIII(Thanksgiving), Survivor Antarctica, Keyshawn Johnson, Rob Johnson, Brad Johnson, People who say fo shizzle mo crepes. French people from France or Quebec and American's (generally)

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.

Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!

by Jeremy December 4, 2003