jeremy's definitions

gangster

What are you talking about? I've never even heard of a black gangster. Gang member, yeah, but not a gansgter. Gangster's, the real ones, are hardcore Italian.

wannabe: "Yo, sup, man, why you gettin all in my crib and face, dawg?!"

gangster: "I prefer that you speak english if you do not want me and my boys to see that you are "six feet under" very soon."

wannabe: "Whatchyo talking about, foo! That be some tight sheet!"

gangster: "very well. you have made your choice. I shall see that you get a proper funeral with the fish, so that you do not disturb me any longer."
(shoots him with a machine gun)

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

reprobate

A morally unprincipled person.

Example: One who cheats on a test and thinks nothing of it.

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.

The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.

by jeremy December 7, 2002

Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 17, 2004

Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.

This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...

by Jeremy March 10, 2005

Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.

Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!

by Jeremy December 4, 2003

Barni

the sickest yellow lab on this side of the mississippi homie....holla at barni

i almost had a yellow lab as good as barni

by jeremy December 30, 2004