jeremy's definitions

beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

by Jeremy May 21, 2004

moveable non-abilities

living too far away from civilization.

he has such bad moveable non abilities

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

Pipple

A pimple grossly located at or on the nipple of a woman.

"Man, last night i was about to start sucking up on her nips and saw a huge ass pipple"

by Jeremy October 10, 2003

Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.

That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?

by Jeremy November 3, 2003

alabama

home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.

by Jeremy September 1, 2003

Magnabox

High quality electronics in the ghetto.

That fucking playa has a 12" Magnabox TV in his room!

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

pop rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from a story in a book about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. You don't have to have the pop rocks in your mouth when you do it....especially if you're blonde, cuz blondes are good at it anyway

Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.

by Jeremy October 12, 2004