jeremy's definitions

Hacky Sack Day

The first sunday of the month shall be devoted to hacky sack.

April 3, 2005

It begins

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by Jeremy March 3, 2004

desu

japanese for 'it is', often said at the end of sentences to seem cute or unwitting.

I went to the store and bought some milk, desu.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

dirt road

anal sex

I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

warstories

War Stories is the whackidy jackidy..
Rubbin it raw...
Chocking the chicken..
Etc.

Daaaaammmmmnnnn.... She'd be so great to do war stories to!
"Can I take your picture?"

by Jeremy January 5, 2004