jeremy's definitions

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

nubslayer

someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty

"Damn, i am owning, i am a nubslayer"

by Jeremy November 22, 2003

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

prosexual

Someone with a pansexual attitude
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.

2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords

"I like fucking girly boys, and boyish girls, im a genderqueer whos 100% male and 100% female, i don't conform to socially constructed definitions as i don't feel organs make up the sex appeal of individuals." - prosexual

by Jeremy May 28, 2006

plunge

to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.

I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.

by JEREMY July 23, 2003

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by jeremy May 13, 2005