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Clover

When you slowly kiss your way down your girlfriend's chest, to her tummy and then remove her undergarments, then kiss down to her rubix, and then do your thing.
Me: I clovered earin last night...she alarm clocked three times. it wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be.

You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.

Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.
by Jeremy October 9, 2004
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out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.
Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.
Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!
by Jeremy December 4, 2003
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piece

by jeremy October 21, 2003
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Shag Ass

To run fast.
The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.
by Jeremy March 22, 2004
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pfr

commonly used on HALO's multiplayer. stands for "plasma gernade, fragment gernade, rocket". commonly used on stunt servers where players attempt to do glitches (fall through map, fly though walls,get on top of map,etc.)on various HALO maps.
player2: how did you get on top of the map?

player1:pfr the warthog when you're in the top tunnel. if you do it right, you should end up on top of the map.
by jeremy March 7, 2005
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bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
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