jeremy's definitions

JJ Disease

This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.

Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?

by Jeremy January 23, 2005

M-1 Garand

U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30 M1
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.

The soldier was an expert shot with his M1 Garand.

by Jeremy October 23, 2003

oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticunton

a better and more attractive way of saying: "haha word"

"oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticunton... that was so funny"

by Jeremy October 1, 2004

pixelize

When a digital image becomes blurry and fragmented due to poor file quality, or excess enlargement thereof.

I tried to see more of that bitch but all that damn picture did was pixelize.

by Jeremy November 25, 2003

Hacky Sack Day

The first sunday of the month shall be devoted to hacky sack.

April 3, 2005

It begins

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

zhantic

insane, unstable, disturbed

Jeremy is clearly a zhantic person.

by Jeremy August 17, 2004