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215 definitions by jeremy

illest rapper alive.
i can't drag you to the virus, but i can die trying, calling the truth science, born with two eyes on mt. zion, outside the chimes of thunder claps, glass and bomb sirens to unite us under government lies and cop tyrants, time find for gods the odds is i'mma die rhyming, demolishing islands of thoughts. faught for solomon's diamond, sought god for guidance, osiris out the catacombs lost in a fragile mindstate.
by Jeremy February 16, 2005
anal sex
I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road
by Jeremy December 03, 2002
home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.
by Jeremy September 01, 2003
An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
This is the German form of fabulous. Used in the same way.
Leo: Magst du mein neues Hemd?
Matthias: Es ist doch faaaabelhaft!

(Leo: Do you like my new shirt?
Matthias: It is certainly faaaaabulous!)
by Jeremy March 14, 2005
The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.
The Keene Dodge commericial callings its location, "historic downtown Jarrettsville."
by Jeremy March 16, 2005
Classic late 80s, early 90s sitcom.
"Saved By The Bell" helped me through puberty.
by Jeremy November 24, 2003