jeremy's definitions

weird

different in a way that people don't like about you.

Someone is called weird when they wear different clothes sometimes of braces on teeth or when someone is not smart. That's the way it works until everyone all of a sudden realizes that no one cares if someone calls them weird, so they stop doing it when they are older and so after that the people that were called weird realize that they can call the people that called them weird...uh...weird! So when they call the other people weird the other people think that the people they once called weird call him weird and then he starts to kick them and they start fights, and in the end everyone dies so...I hope you weird people know what weird means now!

by Jeremy February 26, 2004

Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

by Jeremy January 5, 2005

tree

How most black people say three

Yo how much you pay for that swisha sweet?

tree dolla

by Jeremy August 16, 2006

speed poop

Taking a poop really quickly

I had five minutes to get to class so i had to take a speed poop

by Jeremy September 27, 2004

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 8, 2004

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003