jeremy's definitions

square

term used by pimps to describe nonpimps

Don The Magic Juan: "All these squares don't know wut day missin', son. I got all this cash while they sit on day ass. Bitch please."

by Jeremy January 31, 2004

tree

How most black people say three

Yo how much you pay for that swisha sweet?

tree dolla

by Jeremy August 16, 2006

cop a seat

sit down and shut up

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!

by Jeremy December 10, 2003

weird

different in a way that people don't like about you.

Someone is called weird when they wear different clothes sometimes of braces on teeth or when someone is not smart. That's the way it works until everyone all of a sudden realizes that no one cares if someone calls them weird, so they stop doing it when they are older and so after that the people that were called weird realize that they can call the people that called them weird...uh...weird! So when they call the other people weird the other people think that the people they once called weird call him weird and then he starts to kick them and they start fights, and in the end everyone dies so...I hope you weird people know what weird means now!

by Jeremy February 26, 2004

breast

On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.

"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."

by Jeremy November 15, 2003

Borange

Originally discovered in 1844, borange is the term given to coloured particles that naturally occur in fecies.

"Sorry madam", said the doctor to the mother, "but little Timmy's borange levels are dangerously elevated; particularly indicative of a diet concisting of too much corn."

by Jeremy January 5, 2005

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005