jeremy's definitions

Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.

This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...

by Jeremy March 10, 2005

Zareism

All who worship Zare as lord and savior.

I love you Zare; Zareism

by Jeremy January 7, 2005

Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 17, 2004

netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.

The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.

by jeremy December 7, 2002

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 8, 2004

Jafo

a total bum...

Your being such a bum Jafo.

by Jeremy November 11, 2003

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003