jeremy's definitions

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

Jafo

a total bum...

Your being such a bum Jafo.

by Jeremy November 11, 2003

BQ

Bimbo Quotient. Very similar to IQ; somebody with a high BQ will exhibit all the signs of being a bimbo.

"She has such a high BQ. Seriously, next time you talk to her, look at her eyes. Nothing going on behind them."

by Jeremy June 10, 2005

Pimp J

The noise you hear at night sneaking out of your mom's window.

"Did you hear that Bob?", said James. "Yeah, it was just Pimp J", said Bob, James's boyfriend.

by Jeremy September 4, 2004

Chancer

Chancer: to push one's luck. To stay in the game a wee bit too long. To believe one is above repute. To annoy someone to the extent that they are bound to get a headbutt.

Mayday Malone, Haloween XIII(Thanksgiving), Survivor Antarctica, Keyshawn Johnson, Rob Johnson, Brad Johnson, People who say fo shizzle mo crepes. French people from France or Quebec and American's (generally)

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

by Jeremy November 25, 2006

shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy

holy shit that was close

by jeremy November 14, 2004