jeremy's definitions

Grapico

Grape soda that is of superb taste.

That GRAPICO was so FUCKING awesome!

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

Fubar

motel near eat n park where hookers and lonely gentlemen go for pleasure.

Yo, lets go to the Fubar.

by Jeremy June 9, 2004

Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?

by Jeremy October 2, 2004

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

Arizona

1) State in the USA
2) Mid-grade weed

1)Arizona is a wack state.
2)I just copped 3 grams of that Mid- Ari!!

by JeReMy January 9, 2005

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

by Jeremy November 26, 2004