409 definitions by jeff

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.
I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.
by jeff January 23, 2005

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A Jeff who is perpetually horny and says a lot of things to embarass himself.
That Jeff Easley is so sketchy
by Jeff January 26, 2005

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It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
by Jeff May 26, 2004

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1. A fictional university to which strongbad, as well as others, have attended
2. An adjictive used do describe an event or other happining that is to be very entertaining and to be looked forward to.
Aw man you guys, this party is going to be Crazy go Nuts!
by Jeff September 11, 2003

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The great American Hebrew
Gooooo Jew
by Jeff December 07, 2003

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Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.
Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.
by Jeff June 14, 2006

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The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.
Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away
by Jeff April 05, 2004

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