jed's definitions

dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.

by JED April 12, 2005

nelka

A way of saying nigger when you cant say it in front of a black person

Wassup Nelka?

by Jed November 8, 2003

silenthalo

A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.

Dude! You're such a silent halo.

by Jed September 12, 2003

Ogus

A part man part beast sex machine that grunts like the godfather of soul, James Brown and can turn lezzers into cock-loving hetros.

She's a lezzer?! She needs an ogus.

by JED December 30, 2004

Rass

Progressive states of uncomfortability of which an anus is in after massive consumption of either alcohol or spicy foods. Stages range from mild discomfort to acid discharge (coupled with subsequent bleeding) during the course of bowel evacuation.

Etiology is of the words Raw and Ass.

"Oh my God, I had stage 4 rass yesterday...The pain was so intense I couldn't even wipe."

by Jed February 1, 2005

Cunt-ron

An extreme or special class of moron.

Harry you stupid cunt-ron.

by Jed May 19, 2004

jedboobs

Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed.

The kid was trying to wack off but his jedboobs got in the way.

by Jed October 19, 2004