dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.

by JED April 13, 2005

dressel

to dressel someone means you have sex with him/her and he/she is just a fuck. you don't give a shit whats the persons name or what he/she ist doing. The sex is rough so he/she can not take action the next days, this person needs to recover. mostly you make sex with this person and you show her/him something new. You brake their mental walls down. Mostly just using the partner as a thing.

i dresseled her last night, now she knows how to deepthroat, she did not show up in office today. so i did realy dressel her.

by Pathfinder198 June 19, 2010

dressel

A big giant douche. Sometimes slightly felched.

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!

by notbone May 31, 2007

dressel

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.

Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.
Dressel has been passed out for hours!

by 607B fo sho April 14, 2005

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.

Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

by S/he’s just a friend November 24, 2020