jeNN's definitions

DMB

An abbreviation for the Dave Matthews Band. Formed in early 1991, the band consists of Boyd Tinsley, Dave Matthews, Carter Beauford, Stefan Lessard, and Leroi Moore. They are staples of the summer concert touring season and are well known among pop and jam band fans alike.

Crash is one of DMB's most well known songs.

by Jenn May 13, 2005

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004

goldschlager

true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room

as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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by jenn August 28, 2004

D.D.A.M.

Orginization, Drunk Drivers Against Mothers, MADD's opposition group

"wanna buy a cookie, the proceeds go to support my Dad's action group DDAM"

by Jenn May 13, 2005

jeenyus

a person who thinks they are smart, and does not know how to spell worth a shiznit!lacking brain power, and a spell checker

boy:hey gurls!im a jeenyus!
girls:oh yea?how do you spell it?
boy:j-e-n...uhhhhhhm, i don't know.
girls:OMG WHATEVER!*walk away*
boy:*cries*waah...

by jenn December 17, 2004

sqump

Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.

Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.

by Jenn April 19, 2005

fb

Short for Fruity Bitch.

That girl is crazy!
Yeah, she's one FB.

by Jenn May 6, 2005