Jenn's definitions

snort

1. v. slang : to fuck snort-Australian
2. n. : Eric Franco (may be used in forms such as "snorter" or "old man lover")

Wow, that guy is such a snort...

by jenn June 18, 2003

Hailie Jade

Hailie is the cutest little angel i have ever seen....shes lucky 2 have marshall 4 a dad, and hes lucky 2 have her as a daughter, im glad kim is sortta out of the pic shes not a very good influence on her OWN daughter, u would at least think shed try, Hailie's lucky she has such a great guy like Marshall 2 be there 4 her 24/7!

(Kim) (Marshall)(Hailie)

by Jenn January 20, 2004

fb

Short for Fruity Bitch.

That girl is crazy!
Yeah, she's one FB.

by Jenn May 6, 2005

bases

The stages of hooking up with someone.

1st: French Kissing
2nd: Getting Felt Up,Hand Jobs, etc.
3rd: Oral Sex, Fingering, etc.
Home: Sex

"Like OMG, Casey tried to get to third base with me, but i decided to let him go all the way home!"

by Jenn April 25, 2005

sqump

Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.

Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.

by Jenn April 19, 2005

jeenyus

a person who thinks they are smart, and does not know how to spell worth a shiznit!lacking brain power, and a spell checker

boy:hey gurls!im a jeenyus!
girls:oh yea?how do you spell it?
boy:j-e-n...uhhhhhhm, i don't know.
girls:OMG WHATEVER!*walk away*
boy:*cries*waah...

by jenn December 17, 2004

baby googler

Someone who constantly uses google.com to find pictures of strange looking babies.

Yeah, what a baby googler. She has this one picture of a baby with protruding eyeballs jumping out of a bathtub.

by Jenn June 11, 2006