jay c's definitions

Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005

htat

One of many often used online chat mispellings of regular words, such as teh, or pwn.

Cool htat.

by Jay C September 10, 2003

meff

...a scruffy, unkempt person, usually of North-West England descent.

Liam Gallagher, the homeless...etc...

by Jay C June 2, 2004

browser

One of the main classes of intelligent lifeforms on the internet. A program that acts as a digital embodiement of a user within the net so that he/she can navigate it from the real world.

The way a browser looks is determined by the user's mental image of himself/herself.

by Jay C March 29, 2003

wha-pssh!

the sound you make when you pretend to hit someone

Hey John! Wha-pssh!

by Jay C September 22, 2003

aquaman

A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...

Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!

by Jay C October 4, 2003

Bullet-time

A state of mind in which one speeds up their own reactions to a point where their own sense of time is altered and the world around them seems to have slowed. This causes the illusion that laws such as gravity have been bent, and the air around you feel like water, because you cant move or fall any faster than normal. People who can manipulate this can accomplish incredible feats that are seemingly impossible to do in real-time.
(Note: Bullet time is measured in relation to the speed of a bullet, hence the name.)

I was fighting these dudes, and then they pulled out guns. Then i went into bullet time; they never saw me coming.

by Jay C October 2, 2003