plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.

"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"

by Jay C January 23, 2004

meff

...a scruffy, unkempt person, usually of North-West England descent.

Liam Gallagher, the homeless...etc...

by Jay C June 02, 2004

Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay c August 29, 2014

htat

One of many often used online chat mispellings of regular words, such as teh, or pwn.

Cool htat.

by Jay C September 10, 2003

Bullet-time

A state of mind in which one speeds up their own reactions to a point where their own sense of time is altered and the world around them seems to have slowed. This causes the illusion that laws such as gravity have been bent, and the air around you feel like water, because you cant move or fall any faster than normal. People who can manipulate this can accomplish incredible feats that are seemingly impossible to do in real-time.
(Note: Bullet time is measured in relation to the speed of a bullet, hence the name.)

I was fighting these dudes, and then they pulled out guns. Then i went into bullet time; they never saw me coming.

by Jay C October 02, 2003

browser

One of the main classes of intelligent lifeforms on the internet. A program that acts as a digital embodiement of a user within the net so that he/she can navigate it from the real world.

The way a browser looks is determined by the user's mental image of himself/herself.

by Jay C March 29, 2003

wha-pssh!

the sound you make when you pretend to hit someone

Hey John! Wha-pssh!

by Jay C September 22, 2003