3 definitions by javapunkster

Top Definition
–verb (used with object)

1. to draw away or divert, as the mind or attention.
2. to provide a pleasant or unpleasant diversion.
3. the act of running up to a person and interrupting them in the middle of a conversation as a young pony without any boundaries would.
1. The constant side-ponying from her co-workers made it hard to finish a deadline on time.
2. Needing to sneak the dog past the hotel clerk, my boyfriend side-ponied her by commenting on the shoes she was wearing.
3. We would always try to act really busy when the most recent retiree stopped by because he would inevitably side-pony us with banal banter and stories of 'back-in-the-day'.
by javapunkster September 03, 2009
1. An acute fear that certain types of social or performance situations will definately go bad leading to avoidance behavior.
2. Irrational anxiety elicited by even the thought of exposure to an insuing cluster-fuck.
My sister is so clusterphobic, every time she is asked to help plan an event or holiday party she will throw a shoe just trying to run away.
by javapunkster August 21, 2009
1. A punkass kid who spends more money on their coffee than they do on their clothing, food, or hygiene.
2. A teenager who holds a cup of coffee more than they do their textbooks.
Yo, check out the lame ass javapunk...he's got more punches on his coffee card than he has on his Abercrombie card.
by javapunkster September 07, 2009

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