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Clusterphobic 

1. An acute fear that certain types of social or performance situations will definately go bad leading to avoidance behavior.
2. Irrational anxiety elicited by even the thought of exposure to an insuing cluster-fuck.
My sister is so clusterphobic, every time she is asked to help plan an event or holiday party she will throw a shoe just trying to run away.
Clusterphobic by javapunkster August 21, 2009
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Clusterphobic 

The point and time when a situation becomes "Too Much". The breaking point where you feel like you must get out now, or you might start to panic. Similar to claustraphobia, however it usually involves a Cluster-Fuck situation.
Girl we are about to have to go right now. I'm about to get clusterphobic.
Clusterphobic by ATLFINEPEACH January 19, 2008

clusterphobic 

Someone who hates crowds or crowded places. Often times these are people who have a deep seated need for personal space and/or dislikes the mob mentality of large masses of humanity.
She doesn't go to movies on opening night because she's clusterphobic.

Nah, he'd hate the French Quarter... As clusterphobic as he is, he'd prolly start a fight.

Clusterphobic 

Having endured so many fuck ups, Bob has become clusterphobic.
Clusterphobic by Bob Velvetta November 24, 2018

Clusterphobia 

The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group, groupings of things
"Omg! Ew! I cannot look at that, it freaks me out! I have clusterphobia!"
Clusterphobia by TrinaBina December 19, 2008

Clusterophobia 

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.
Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.

clusterphobia 

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
clusterphobia by Black@Heart December 13, 2009
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