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When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the ripes mug.Another word for marijuana.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the chibba mug.the opposite of understand.
Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Get the oversit mug.Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the brita critter mug.1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.
2.) A lathered freind.
2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the soapy papoose mug.A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.
Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.
by java monster February 24, 2008
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