java monster's definitions

hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008

schooly doo

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.

I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.

by java monster February 22, 2008

taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

geniass

For a person to be a genius and an ass all in one sitting.

He might have solved the energy crisis; however, he didn't have to punch my pooch. What a geniass.

by java monster May 2, 2008

brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

by java monster February 24, 2008

ripes

Long for "rips", referring to puffing the chibba.

All these grav ripes are making me feel like eating some salmon pinwheels.

by java monster February 22, 2008

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008