java monster's definitions
1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.
2.) A lathered freind.
2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 24, 2008
Get the soapy papoose mug.To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.
by java monster February 20, 2008
Get the duck shot mug.A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008
Get the foot canoe mug.As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.
by java monster May 2, 2008
Get the overcat mug.Typically uttered via chinese accents, means in english "flip flop", as in a sandle or a shower shoes.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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Get the geniass mug.Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 24, 2008
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