I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.
by java monster February 22, 2008
Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 25, 2008
Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.
by java monster February 25, 2008
1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.
2.) A lathered freind.
2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 25, 2008
As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.
by java monster February 26, 2008
Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.
by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 25, 2008