schooly doo

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.
I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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shour

A shower that lasts an extended amount of time, usually greater than an hour.
Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.
I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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overcat

To be an overcat is to be everything opposite an underdog.
As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.
by java monster February 26, 2008
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oversit

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.
All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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