java monster's definitions

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 24, 2008

geniass

For a person to be a genius and an ass all in one sitting.

He might have solved the energy crisis; however, he didn't have to punch my pooch. What a geniass.

by java monster May 2, 2008

brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

by java monster February 24, 2008

frip frop

Typically uttered via chinese accents, means in english "flip flop", as in a sandle or a shower shoes.

Wang told me he had to borrow my frip frop because he broke on of his during karate.

by java monster February 25, 2008

bones

Cave man currency. Jurassic dollars.

"Me buy girl for 10 bones." - Rupaul.

"Cost me 30 bones to fill my tank this afternoon."

by java monster February 22, 2008

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008