jasper's definitions

prefame

Prior to being famous.

Elvis was a mechanic in his prefame days.

by Jasper February 24, 2005

Jasperbation

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

by Jasper September 26, 2003

opps

A common misspelling of the exclamation "oops!"

Opps! I tYpOed agAiN!!! lololololo

by Jasper February 3, 2004

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003

sentence enhancer

A curse word, usually containing 4 letters.

If thats the case i'll just bust out a few of my 4-letter sentence enhancers on your ass stinky.

by Jasper June 13, 2004

Permagrin

a facial expression that a person gets after smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Look at Jerry he's had permagrin for an hour... fucking stoner.

by jasper November 12, 2003

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005