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prefame

Elvis was a mechanic in his prefame days.
by Jasper February 24, 2005
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Jasperbation

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.
You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.
by Jasper September 26, 2003
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opps

Opps! I tYpOed agAiN!!! lololololo
by Jasper February 3, 2004
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hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.
Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!
by Jasper October 15, 2003
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sentence enhancer

A curse word, usually containing 4 letters.
If thats the case i'll just bust out a few of my 4-letter sentence enhancers on your ass stinky.
by Jasper June 13, 2004
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Permagrin

a facial expression that a person gets after smoking a marijuana cigarette.
Look at Jerry he's had permagrin for an hour... fucking stoner.
by jasper November 12, 2003
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critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know
critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!
by jasper February 13, 2005
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