112 definitions by jaffaw

feel the force

when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc

stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,

uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died?

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

When you must get to the toilet at all costs and very likely once you get there, therr will be an explosion of some sorts

I need to go now, this is a kamikarzai mission and I may not come back

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.

I see your shoes man,

yeah,

do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist

by jaffaw July 16, 2009