jadio u no
A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"
Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.
Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.
Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.
Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.
I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.
The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.
She sat, and her piss flaps chattered
Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.
My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.
An enjoyable experience for all those involved.
I had to cut my web surfing short because...
The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.
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