18 definitions by jadio u no

flaps

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

multiple orgasm

A Hollywood piece of mind-fucking to make men feel inadequate.

I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

clitty

Just as Olympia was home to the Gods, the clitty is the home of all evil. Don't go there and disappoint, unless your tongue needs a workout.

My tongue teased her clitty, mm nice.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

ball sack

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.

I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003