jacomba's definitions

jurbala

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

Gizzle

The pleasurable word shouted by a female when the g-spot is tickled.

"Yes, harder...faster..thats it...GIZZLE ...OH GIZZLE."

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

ta shit

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.

Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

Pachinko

A polish term for a nasty man.

Hey, look at that Pachinko pickin' his but.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004