Definitions by jacomba

Quear Bear 

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

Quear Bear by Jacomba March 19, 2004

fuck stutter 

When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.

My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.

fuck stutter by Jacomba March 5, 2004

BS 

bacon strip

While mom washing washing my drawers she commented on the long BS in them. I told her I forgot to wipe.

BS by Jacomba March 3, 2004

ta shit 

When you scored Big! Like receiving a good bag of hash, or finding a diamond ring.

Me and Willie was just walking down the street when we found a wallet with lots of loot, man thats ta shit!

ta shit by Jacomba March 2, 2004

shug 

Future tense of shag.

Last week me and my honey shagged. Tomorrow we are gonna engage in a wild shug fest!!!

shug by Jacomba March 2, 2004

ta shit 

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

ta shit by Jacomba March 2, 2004

jurbala 

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

jurbala by Jacomba March 2, 2004