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20 definitions by jacomba

 
1.
Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)
She bangs...she bangs...
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
 
2.
v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.
Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
 
3.
Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.
When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
 
4.
Hair conditioner.
I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
 
5.
A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.
One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
 
6.
Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.
I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.
by Jacomba March 19, 2004
 
7.
When you are in the middle of really awesome sex, going to town like two energizer bunnies, and then BAM....for no reason your partner stops for like 5 seconds, and then starts humpin' away again. That my fellow urban dictionary friends, is a fuck stutter.
My penis was hurting so bad last night when my girl was shaggin' me that I was just praying for a quick fuck stutter.
by Jacomba March 05, 2004