jacomba's definitions

jurbala

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

BS

bacon strip

While mom washing washing my drawers she commented on the long BS in them. I told her I forgot to wipe.

by Jacomba March 3, 2004

ta shit

When ya gots ta go!!!

My dog was circlin' the house, and I didn't know why??? Leroy exclaimed he gots ta shit! He gots ta shit! So I let him out. Leroy is one smart brother.

by Jacomba March 2, 2004

Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004