6 definitions by j5hrp

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An ineffective member of Top Level Mgmt bought in when a work situation has become troublesome but a shouter has failed to bring things back on track. Whilst the aim is for the pointer to fix things by putting the fear of god into a team they generally fail and pass the blame to other members of the team as a result gaining a significant bonus.
Christ alive, they've got a pointer involved, watch your back

The pointer has had his bonus, have you seen his new Bentley?
by j5hrp May 29, 2009

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A magpie like individual with a an eagerness to know 'what's in it for him'
Struth the server room has been cleared out! Where's Podders?
by j5hrp May 14, 2009

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An ineffective member of Senior Mgmt bought in when a work situation has become troublesome. Whilst the aim is for the shouter to fix things by putting the fear of god into a team they generally fail and slip sadly away. At this time a 'Pointer' is often engaged.
The project was so bad that they brought in a shouter to get things back on track

That shouter didn't last long, only two weeks but pissed everyone off in that time
by j5hrp May 29, 2009

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A particularly angry individual with a tendency to lash out at unsuspecting commuters
Christ alive, he kicked the guy in the shin like 'Rattler Rage Roberts'.
by j5hrp May 14, 2009

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Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.
Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.
by j5hrp March 22, 2011

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A simple reference to a female wearing inappropriate attire
A miniskirt with those thighs? No love!
by j5hrp May 15, 2009

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