13 definitions by j5

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by j5 April 16, 2005

Mircosoft

Pure evil

Bill gates is satan

by j5 February 3, 2003

haxed

the result of hax. Commonly used in describing what happened in a game of counter-strike.

**nub 31337 hax0r to the max0r Headshot nub dustin with a ak47**

nub dustin :wtfomg! haxed!
nub 31337 hax0r to the max0r:/me turns off aimbot

by j5 February 3, 2003

orrgle

The sound that a llama makes.

Llama: ORRGLE!! BWARRR!! BLEATT!!

by j5 February 27, 2004

blaze it up

to light up a mothafuckin blunt

Yo, nigga blaze it up!

by j5 April 11, 2004

haxor to the maxor

to hack wordlike woah

Haxor to the maxor baby!

by j5 February 3, 2003