j5's definitions

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005

blaze it up

to light up a mothafuckin blunt

Yo, nigga blaze it up!

by J5 April 10, 2004

haxor to the maxor

to hack wordlike woah

Haxor to the maxor baby!

by J5 February 2, 2003

Mircosoft

Pure evil

Bill gates is satan

by J5 February 2, 2003

Skeeboop

A term used at random.

Example: we’re gonna skeeboop around to town.

Example: skeeboop that fan off nicca I’m cold.

by J5 August 2, 2022

Like Woah

1. something good or adding emphasis
2. used as emphasis on another ones sentance "im amazed", "Wow"

1.This chineese food is like woah
2. Bob: Latino girls are hot
Steve: Like woah

by J5 November 5, 2002

bidend

To freeze up. To stop and stare off into space as though you left to another dimension for longer than an uncomfortable amount of time.

I came home early from work to find my three kids running around like a feral pack of cats as my wife Bidend in the corner, her eyes glazed over and the fridge door open.

by j5 July 12, 2024